Complete Shock

Today a friend of mine's brother shot himself twice in the throat with a pellet gun, and is now in surgery right now. Now a pellet gun isn't really that harmful in comparison to other guns, but the the fact that he shot himself in the throat is horrible (The fact that he shot himself in the first place is horrible itself). But the throat is surrounded in major arteries that if even nicked, you can bleed to death, not to mention the spinal cord. So please please please please please keep him in your prayers, seances, rituals, or pot smoking sessions. :(

SAR-EEEEEEE

sorry for never never updating, i apologize to my many followers of the big infinte number of three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so a big sticky ugly recap on my life while i was gone, decided to make a ghetto purchase of drugs in school and got sent to daep, how bad ass of me. daep turned out to be the bomb.com,.net,.org.i tried to make me die about 2 days ago, that only shows how intellgent i am. do. not. ever. worry. you three followers of my blog. i am never. for ever. never. for never. in a million years ever doing that shit again. when you try this and dont succed, shit goes up, shit goes down, shit goes left, shit goes right, shit goes 98 degrees northeast, shit goes in the toilet, shit goes on the rim of the toilet, shit sucks when it goes places.

OK so a friend is coming over tomorrow yaaaaaaaaaaaay and wes prolly gonna break out the alcohiehallz n drunk it up. and if i get lucky ill get a script for some adderall and then we'll be flying all day. ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik ik kayla u druggie whore, get drunk off of sober.

i

rather

not

sober gives me hangovers. heheheheeheahehehhwawhahwahawhhawh rroleorlfo eorroroereereroalrroglroafhaaha.

how

freaking

bad a$$$$$$$$$$$ would it be to have a classy swag of jack from this badboy. for those who dont know thsi is 12 oz mouse the most fucked show on the planet but its sooooooo addicting @_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@

ohhhhhhhh god.......im only 16.

I AM WHOLE AGAIN

i am back, in black, jk im wearing purple. ok but ok sophmore year is almost over and that makes it great, but ok my gma face freaks me the fuck out, when shes mad she looks like troll face, she makes her face form into the shape of a lemmer and then she attacks me with her eyesight and i die inside. ok but i reunited with my hombre mandi meowia~*~*~*~* i met her while on the boards of neopets.com and we were one again~*~*~ I ALSO OFFERED HER A JOB BUT HER REFUSED AND SAID IT WAS AN INSULT I SWEAR TO GOD THESE PEOPLE THESE DAYS BEING UN EMPLOYED IN THIS RECESSION AND THEN WHEN THEY GET A JOB OFFER THEY CALL IT AN INSULT. but its ok because i cant be friends with my coworkers anyway. LUV U MANDI

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WELCOME BACK INTERNET
IVE MISSED YOU
so im a sophmore now, its cool i guess, i dont feel like a stupid lost blind dog in the middle of a highway anymore. i feel like a horamonal coolkid who wants to blame and beat freshmen because its theyre fault that there parents decided to have them a year after i was born. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah please stop blaming the freshmen for everything
not there fault
they dont know
there like deer
and highschool is like car headlights
you can get on to them when they decided to have a dog pile in the middle of the 200s hall which is like dallas rushhour to begin with, but when YOU spill YOUR hot soup on YOUR pants and blame a freshmen for it, thats just retarded and stupid and idiotic and unintelligent and stupid and manrays.

sophmore just goes by soooooo slow
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i feel like a slug just inching by
just slumping through
slideing my way slowly through
sssssssssssssss

i realized i was being rude and haven't introduced myself or anything even though the three followers on this blog, now me inside and out. but ok idk
im kayla
im 15 years old
i love purple
i love cats
and thats all there is to me.

ayeayeayeayeaye

I'm slight obessed with using words with "a" in it like, i like to say "aye aye aye nigga" or "a'ight women" idk incorrect grammar is better.

attn user of the internet


stop using the phrase Lies n slander. idk wat slander is but it sounds like a cut open cat on the side of the road and that depresses me and thats nasty and its stupid. idk where u learned it and idk y u think its cool..STOP.

ok lololol u dont have to stop using it, cuz i wuld be a stupid bitch to rant about that when stuff i do is un cool and nasty. i just hate lies and slander and its makes me loose my appetite like people who take offense to everything!

still problems with that

BUT TODAY WE MUST MOURN THE 3 WEEK ANVERISARY OF MY DEAD SOCIAL LIFE ; three weeks away my phone was cruel shut off cuasing me to loose my social life, im forced to hang out neopets and start fights. i am now like a 40 year old vigrgin living in his moms basement. ty world ty.

bebebeebebebeb

i have an appointment with hell coming up, aka the dentist. no, im not scared of the dentist but i dont want braces. braces scare me, they look like train tracks and im scared if i stand by a railroad and see a train coming and smile real big, they guy on the train will mistake the braces for railroad tracks and run over me. and braces are really ugly im sorry but they are really ugly. its just a chunk of metal wrapped around on your teeth, now im not saying people with braces are ugly, but the braces thyre self are. but i know some people HAVE to get braces , so i dont judge gurl i dont judge. but i might not even get braces, my gpa says i dont need them but my friend with absoulte perfect teeth went to the same exact dentist and they made her get braces!

anyways i got another bitch filled rant!!!!!!!!!!

GROW THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. Please Please Please Please Please!!!
get that pole unlodged from your butt and grow up. Don't be such a baby about things, especially stupid things, if something offends you don't annouce it pubicaly, consult the person personally and tell them "hey don't do that, that offended me." its simply people, really.

anywaysssssssssssssssssssssssss i love it when old people strecth out there "S's" like my gma was looking for sports bras to shape up her implants (lolololol) and she goes "where are the sportssssssssssssssssss brasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?" she held out the s for like 3 hours. lololol. today was actually an alright day :D

eh

im okay now lololololololol